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Sunday, October 7, 2007

Reproductive Power

Gun’s Quote-of-the-Week:

“I'll show off my reproductive power!”
-Kevin Simon

Mr. Simon will be the victim of this week's Quote because I have to get back at him for beating me in chess twice. So, Kevin, the spotlight is yours.

Apparently, Mr. Simon and Mr. Lovelace were in a heated argument over Mr. Simon's sexuality. As is often the case with my friends' conversations over Facebook, the conversation is quite baseless, mostly meaningless, and wholly sarcastic in nature.

Mr. Simon informed Mr. Lovelace that he was straight. Mr. Lovelace interjected by suggesting that Mr. Simon was lying, and that "actions speak louder than words." Such a statement could only be counter-argued by this week's Quote: "I'll show off my reproductive power!"

Does Jen know about this, Kevin? For SHAME.

…and that’s why it’s a Gun’s Quote!

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