Gun’s Quote-of-the-Week:
…and now we continue with Pickell Hall from the great year
of 2004. Let’s just right to it, shall we?
“Please use the crotch to get in to the building.”
-Erin . So, our dorm that
year was shaped like a pair of pants. There was a main door between the two “legs”
and we instructed students to enter through those doors… by telling them to
come in the crotch.
“Nobody beats ‘Off In The Corner!’”
-Beau Poquette. We were creating teams for some activity in
the dorm, and Beau came up with “Off In The Corner” for a team name. We simply
couldn’t understand why this was a good idea, so he said the above to help
explain his logic. No further explanation was needed.
“I like how your
plants move like it’s real… I mean it is real… but…”
-Derek
Ridge
“That’s my daddy for you… he’s a farter.”
-Katie Green. Katie sharing fond memories of her childhood.
“No, some things make me fart, but bread makes me poop.”
-Derek
Ridge
“Here’s my plan. I just farted.”
-Derek
Ridge
“If you fart on me, I will burp on you!”
-Katie Green. Threatening with threats.
Now that I think back, my Pickell staff had a great deal of
interest in poop and farting… oh well.
“Pass Away… as in die?”
-Bridget Dougherty. Bridget needed to clarify that we were, indeed,
talking about death.
“You’re like a 1980s computer.”
-Aaron Ingrassia. Aaron seemed to be disgruntled with how
quickly someone was moving that night. He liked them to archaic technology.
“I had a chest hair once…”
-Bridget Dougherty. Thanks for sharing.
…and my personal favorite out of this bunch:
“Get your panties out of the thong position!”
-Michiko Alvarenga. Michiko (our boss) was telling us to dry
up and quit complaining about something. We did. Then we laughed our loud.
Tomorrow night the escapade will continue with non-sensicle
quotes from 2005. Stay tuned!
…and that’s why it’s a Gun’s Quote!
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