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Sunday, November 11, 2007

Fornicating Pretzels

Gun’s Quote-of-the-Week:

“Do not fornicate my pretzels!”
-Aaron Ingrassia

An introduction is in order. Let me introduce you to my good friend, Aaron.

Aaron is one of the funnest guys I know. Always having an upbeat attitude and always so happy to see his friends again, he does not find difficulty in finding cool things to do.

....but, even if you were caught with him in the dullest city in America, you could be rest assured that you would be entertained by his many comments (sometimes intentional, sometimes not...) that make absolutely no sense whatsoever, and I swear that sometimes he made up totally random stuff just so that he could get on the Gun's Quotes one more time.

He currently holds the Gun's Quote record for most nonsensical quotes in a year. (2003) This week's quote is one of them.

So, there you go, Aaron. Now you can quit bugging me about your internet debut. :)

…and that’s why it’s a Gun’s Quote!

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